The 10 Most Unbelievable Excuses People Gave When Calling In Sick BY ERIK SHERMAN
1. Oh, sorry, I just put a casserole in the oven.
2. I got some plastic surgery enhancement done, but it needs a little tweaking to get right.
3. I sat in the bathroom too long and my legs and feet fell asleep, so when I finally stood up, I fell over and broke my ankle.
4. It was a big casino weekend for me, so imagine my surprise that I still had some money left to play with on Monday morning.
5. I woke up in such a good mood that I didn't want to ruin it.
6. Sorry, I got lucky last night, but I woke up and have no idea where I am.
7. I was taking my blood pressure with the machine at the grocery store and got stuck and couldn't get out.
8. I've got a gall stone and am trying to heal it holistically.
9. My uniform was still wet, so I put it in the microwave to dry and it caught on fire.
10. Really sorry, but I accidentally got on a plane and I'm not in town.